I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.
Sylvia Plath (via noshoes-noworries)
The last day of Harry Potter.
Saddest point in film history ever
oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free
Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme
IT’S BEEN OVER 200 YEARS
LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH
- Pitbull: Thicker than an oil spill. She says she won't, but I bet she will.
- Me: Well, fuck you Pitbull.
SHAKESPEARE WROTE THAT ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE.
HIS THEATER WAS CALLED THE GLOBE.
NOT ONLY WAS THAT LINE PHILOSOPHICAL AND DEEP
BUT IT WAS ALSO A PUN
straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.
the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.
if you’re ever having problems with a boy just remember that at least he never converted his entire country to protestantism just to break up with you
oh my fucking god
SCREAMING BECAUSE I LOVE HISTORY.